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 Kind of off topic, but I've heard a lot of people warn against relying on those for camping or survival. Most of them are flimsy and break if you actually use them to saw wood. As a serious answer, yea... they wouldnt be my first choice. A lightweight hatchet or even a small handsaw would be much better. It sure isn't a defensive weapon, either. You dont saw someones neck from behind in self defense. Buy it:  Fantastic Jesus Surfs Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 I noticed there were more sob story announcements on my news feed about the right-wing asshole who got shot than about the right-wing asshole who shot someone. Yeah this way they get to be “hero’s” and shoot unarmed “terrorists” in their own backyard with none of the silly training or rules of engagement and all that silly stuff.  Buy it:  Cool Racing Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 Of course, he always neglects to mention he never fired a weapon while in service. Because he was an aircraft mechanic that was always either on a base in Germany or Guam or on a refueling tanker flying over the Gulf of Mexico. They wouldn't sign up for the military as most of them are cowards. They do like to larp as military though. Buy it:  Good Skull Today’s Mood Cranky With A Touch Of Psycho Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 I feel like these guys would have signed up with the military to go see the world and kill people, but why travel if you can do it home, I suppose. Not agreeing, it just reminds me of people I grew up around. I know a guy that always tries to shoe-horn his military service into every conversation. And is also super pro-Trump, and pro-Police right now. He tries to use his service as some kind of cudgel against anyone being against either of those two stances, and how everything the police are doing is justified. Buy it:  Premium Yorkie Had A Great Fall Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 As someone who grew up in the 417 area, I can promise you they aren’t sweating. If anything they’re probably upset their friends got arrested. The area is very anti-law enforcement, especially in the boonies, but they’re still all about blue lives matter. I don’t know how they can reconcile the differences. Buy it:  Never Underestimate A Cat Lady With A Social Work Degree Halloween Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 I was trying to imagine why they'd waive and talk so freely, but by gosh you nailed it. I bet a lot of those good ol' boys in the 417 are sweatin' today, and it isn't because of the humidity. Being a "trusted community standards supporter", I reported their Facebook page and it was taken down 30 minutes later. I also reported a related group which should be taken down soon as well. Buy it:  Pro Shrimp I Lose Myself In Books Because The Human World Is A Mess Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 Remember that cop that made like $400k in a year. Also remember those conservatives that were frothing at the mouth over Bernies net worth of 2.5 million? In all of bernies stocks, cash, real estate the dude amassed 2.5m at the ripe age of 78. Basically his life savings. That cop clocked in $400k in one year. Lol wtf. Buy it:  Strong Nurse Woman Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 Yes, it’s almost as if expressing fervent support for Blue Lives Matter is a socially acceptable way to support the killing of Blacks because it is no longer acceptable to support lynching. Probably not so much for them. He just wants to kill people he doesn't like and found a convenient excuse that he thought would make it not only acceptable but would turn him into a hero. Buy it:  Wonderful Whiskey The Glue Holding This 2020 Shitshow Together Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 Funny that they say Blue Lives Matter when one of them has a felony for a car chase that ended in an injury/death, the charge didn't specify. Blue Lives didnt Matter so much when he was leading them on a high speed car chase, but apparently they matter so much to him that he wants to kill for them. Buy it:  Turtle Let Me Pour You A Tall Glass Of Get Over It Oh And Here’s A Straw So You Can Suck It Up Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt

 That reminds me of a cartoon I saw not too long ago with two castles separated by water, one had a sign that said "civilized" or something like that, and the identical castle on the other side said "barbarians". Wait! hold up, I like taking pictures of myself holding my AR with my copy of "Mastering Office 365 Administration". That's basically my holy book. Am I the baddie? Buy it:  Great Lip Back The Blue America Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Thelasttees – Custom– T-shirt